Spring 2013 Double Tuck Slings in Action...

I like pretty things as much as the next guy but with slings... pretty is not even close to good enough.  It has to work.  So I took our Spring 2013 Double Tucks out for a test run on a target at about 15 feet.  The release time is faster.  Even my accuracy was was improved.  They load quick, grip tight and release like they're playing hot potato.   The target was fun but not strong enough.  Every strike punched holes straight through the poor thing.   Hats off to my two assistants, they helped paint the target, chase errant projectiles and bring color to my video.   Thanks guys.  Check out our Warehouse for our slings in stock.

Spring 2013 Slings...The Double-Tuck, Our First Design Innovation in Years

 

  ...has come to Slingmoore.  Our Spring 2013 slings sport a double-tucked pocket that protects the stays.  I admit it doesn't look like much of a change but the improvement in performance is surprising.  The tuck decreases the pocket-width without decreasing pocket-length making the it more subtle.  And in the realm of slings, pocket-subtlety means reduced drag, better release time, which equals... accuracy.  And as if this wasn't enough, since the length isn't reduced the sling can handle a much larger range of objects.  This reddish street-cricket ball (a bit smaller than a racquetball) and this orange are equally secure since the sides gripped them both firmly.  The stays come in blue or OD green with different handle and trigger designs, see the warehouse for pictures and details.  As always, you can email your sling order to slingmoore@gmail.com, we'll email you a paypal request and your sling will ship as fast as you fill it out.  Happy slinging and remember why should you throw it...when you could sling it.

Slingmoore is Back

Our brief venture into the world of cannon making has come to an end.  We are returning to making and producing the simplest, most ancient and most powerful throwing tool under two ounces.  We are glad actually, cannons were so very difficult to ship.

Happy April Fools Day.

Slingmoore is Now Cannon Moore

We at Slingmoore have grown tired of slinging.  Tired of light-weight sling projectiles made of rubber or fruit.  We don't want to hit trees, rocks, and the broad sides of barns.  We want to sink pirate ships and wade through over-night bombardments of enemy positions.  And so, without further ado, today we are introducing a minor change in the focus of Slingmoore.  Turning away from the two-ounce sling, with it's sub two-ounce, super-simple construction...we now turn towards designing and producing the throwing tool that truly changed the world many times over.  Introducing....(drumroll)

Cannon Moore, 

dedicated to the most simple, ancient 

and powerful throwing tool known to man

...under two tons.  

Keep a few in your trunk

Leave your sling at home?... Pull this baby
out at your next family reunion.

Have trouble hitting squirrels?...
Next time take out the whole tree.

Problems breaching that wall?
Not anymoore

They never hit the same thing twice
Because the second time around
The thing isn't there anymore

No longer will we be talking of baseballs and lemons, but rather twenty pound balls of pig-iron.  We won't be making suggestions on how to coil your sling so you can tuck it into your pocket, but rather how you can mount your cannon to the bed of your Chevy.  Instead of demonstrating simple loading techniques, we'll tell you how to assemble your five-man crew.  Given our new focus, we have also moved to a more appropriate location.  We are currently storing our cannons on The Battery in beautiful Charleston South Carolina.   Looking over the harbor onto Fort Sumter, a place where cannon fire, whether for good or ill (we will not comment here due to the sensitivity of the Charleston natives), played a significant role in American History.  Our new Spring 2013 Cannons boast of multiple ranges and take many different sizes of projectiles.  Some units are more mobile than others but none will fail to impress with their solid metal construction and explosive power. But whether you are planning to overtake a well-defended fortress, or lob explosives rounds over a castle wall, Cannon Moore has the cannon for you.  More detailed instructions to follow.  Remember firing cannons is inherently dangerous, so please be careful.  The good news is, prices are not going up.  All our cannons are still available at the reasonable price of $19.95 plus a $30,000 shipping and handling fee.  Just email your orders to sales@cannonmoore.com.  Happy bombardment, and Happy April Fools Day.