You have the tree, the lights, the chimney with the ceramic natural gas log, all is well ordered and ready to go but what's this?! Stockings?! They're Empty! What to do? Stuff a sling in there and forget about it. Weighing in at less than two ounces it will look like the stocking is empty. Imagine the joy on his face when he reaches in, expecting a Pez Dispenser and finds one of our slings. He'll realize that he actually does like fruit... just not in the same way you have been trying to get him to like it his entire life. Hide the fruit basket and remind him of snowballs. Sling in the New Year with Slingmoore. Slings are 19.95 plus $3.00 S/H.