Slingmoore T-shirts Are Here!

Why would you buy a Slingmoore t-shirt? It's a dumb question...on par with the following equally silly interrogatives:

1.  Why go to taco bell at two a.m.?
2.  Why say "yes" when the cinnabon lady asks if you want extra icing?

Slingmoore t-shirts on sale now, don't tell me you don't want one... Because I won't believe you.  We have a selection of sizes and after years of being the recipient of junk t-shirts we went quality, these will not dissolve into thread upon the first wash..